don't hate the player, hate the game

Don't be mad at someone/something because they weren't the one that made you upset or hurt in the first place.
Ex. somebody cheating on someone, somebody losing a basketball game, etc.

Player 1: Girlfriend
Player 2: Boyfriend
Player 3: Side-Chick

Player1: * walks in on Player 2&3 having an affair *
" What the heck is going on here and who is this? "

Player 2: " Oh shoot, baby I am so sorry. "

Player 3: " Who is this!! Are you his girlfriend or something? "

Player 1: " Yes actually I am. Did you know that we were dating?"

Player 3: " No! He told me he was single and that he loved me,"

Player 1: " Well, that's ok. I don't hate the player, hate the game!! "

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Don't feed me straight lines

It means 'Don't try to manipulate my words / behavior' and it happens when someone provoke other person by a triggering treacherous statement, that can be spontaneous or intentional.

You want to hit me, do you? - Don't feed me straight lines, I can see your disguised misandry

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don't shit too close to home

means don't do things in your neighborhood or where you live.

Don't shit too close to home by, for example, bringing strangers into your house and then fighting with them inside your house (since they know where you live).

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Yo Man Don't Fuck Up

The expression "Yo-Dudes" uses to scare 13-years-old "Yo-Dudes".

"Hey you man, don't fuck up!"
"Waah!"

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Don't go all noodles on me

1. To talk crazy

2. to get all mushy (Mushy as in all sentimental and such.)

Gawd Raimi don't go all noodles on me.

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Don't Get Saucey With Me Bernise

Telling a bitch to stop riding your quarter horse after it hurts.

While Roman was letting his daughter ride his quarter horse it started hurting so he said Don't get saucey with me bernise

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don't boop if you can't poop

Coined in Toronto Ontario, this phrase has begun to spread rapidly. The phrase essentially means don't try to talk if you can't walk the walk.

Note: There is no stress in the words boop and poop...when pronounced sounds more like bewp and pewp

Hypothetical situation...Someone claims they can bench press 300 pounds when in reality they can only do 200...Response would be: Yo...don't boop if you can't poop.

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