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Someone who is a jokester and makes out of pocket jokes, yet they seem to reject sarcasm and cannot take a joke. A tree door is also someone who says they're sorry about taking an ugly picture of you and putting it on their story but still doesn't delete it for a stupid reason.
"Delete that picture of me right now b!tch!" "You call me cuss words? No, I am not going to delete it." "You're such a tree door!"
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"You should say this funny joke" "No" "You're so mean:(" "I don't like your attitude." "I was being sarcastic" "You should've made that more clear. Grow up." "Screw you, you're such a TREE DOOR!!"
Nosey ass neighbors who simp over every inch of your dick.
Goddamn simps next door are snooping my damn logs
When you have a girl face down with her ass in the air and you blow weed smoke or vape into her asshole. You then proceed to let your homie get a fat rip of smoke out of her ass.
Aye homie can I get a rip from that back door shotgun
A building located on Clark St. in Evanston, notorious for its residents acting unnecessarily proud of their accommodations.
Johnny: Where is the pregame at tonight?
Bobby Oh, my apartment. Green Door. Have you heard of it?
Johnny: Fuck you Bobby. I'll see you at 10.
A guy named Matt…hence why the word matt has an extra T in it. He’s dorky, adorable and very homey like a beautiful door matt that you see on someone’s porch.
You’re such a dorky door matt! I should place you on my porch!
The neighbor you try to get to compromise with you all the time, and call it domesticating them.
I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
The asshole neighbor you get when you try to turn an asshole into a boy next door.
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.