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one who lapps turds as a dog lapps water
"look at that turd lapper"
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A person who talks volumes crap
Chief James said "boy you just shot so much shit; that your turd rifle must have been stuck in automatic!"
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An exclamation that is more kid friendly and used to replace the more vulgar slang terms when something does not go the way it was planned.
A jar of pickles falls on your toe, "turd sandwiches that hurt!!!!"
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When a girl takes a dump, and has turds a large MAN would be proud to have passed.
Damn, that girl is cute, but she had feller turds!
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One who likes the anal descent with a ramming action with the same sex.
Leroy forced Kyle over the couch and yelled hey boy get ready for the turd tamper....I'm hungry hope you stretched.Bow down boy I'm starving.
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When one has to have a bowel movement so bad that the head of the turd starts to come out. The owner may be able to suck it back in for awhile longer, but if a restroom isn't found, the turtle turd will rear it's ugly head again.
A Turtle Turd can be compared to when a turtle pushes its head out of its shell, only to find danger on the outside world and quickly pulls its head back in its shell.
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tailgater -having a poor 'detective' of a driver UP YOUR ASS!! -GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!! (assuming you are driving the speed limit or more!!!!) one car length for every ten miles of speed??
i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!
this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!
i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
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