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A Texan Waffle is to cum onto anyone while shitting agresivly to assert dominance
I just pulled a Texan Waffle on my teacher
verb to UTTERLY beat a large number of online players on any or all first person shooters.
This guy was COD last night, shot him straight in the head, he hella got waffle pawed!
On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House
“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House”
When you lather ur dick in maple syrup and place it into a girls pussy which is full of blueberries or other fruit. After ramming her u pull out and she sucks the cum syrup mixture of ur tip.
I gave her the soggy waffle yesterday
Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)
“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”
Making such moves with your pelvic bone, that produce the audio effect of clapping, but with use of regio glutaea (ass cheeks). Usually performed by mentally impaired people or young children.
Yo, Timmy, how was it today at school?
Shut your beak, freak, i'm clapping my waffles for fame on TikTok
OMG, just stop ffs, get a girlfriend or somehing.