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When a person gives oral sex to a male under water.
He asked me to join him in the bathtub and go scuba dicking
After the women gets the d, in addition to the numbness of the lower limbs she becomes delusional and can no longer muster any rational thoughts and becomes hysterical because she has quite literally had her mind fucked.
I fucked Stacy so hard last night she went A.D.D.S. (after dick delusion syndrome) and started talking about her moms birthday party!
A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.
“Hey Joseph, you ready?”
“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”
Dick twins: Your dick looks like your face by mistake. Dick twins...
Your face looks just like your dick. That's why when you go down on her she always says no. Not yet not yet. Dick twins...
When you ring out the sweat from your boxers during a major case of swamp-ass and save it in a vessel.
Man I was at a live show and danced my ass off. My boxers were so saturated with swamp ass I could’ve accumulated an entire Gatorade bottle of ‘Dirty Dick Water’!
A term used when you've been woken in the night for a good dicking before falling back to sleep.
my wife woke me as she wanted to have a good midnight dicking
when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face
"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."
"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"