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A absolute stud muffin DILF Who’s skills as a cook are as good as his looks. (And he’s a Michelin chef in my book😉)
Yo bro wanna go eat at( Insert generic restaurant name)? Is that where the DILF Thaddeus F works? Yes, If what they say is true that his skills as a cook are as his looks then hell yeah
lookin like a naked mole rat, has nasty red hair with lice. when you walk by her eyelashes fall off. her eyebrows look like they were smeared on with shit. SHE AINT NEVER GET NO HUsband. a tad overweight but thats okay bc people dont notice bc shes constintly throwing her tits at people. Will spread her legs for anything that breathes. ratchet bitch that fucks with all the scrubs of the school. Hopefully she dies of caridiac arrest in the foreseeable future.
drama hungry bitches are usually friends with her
will probably do heiroin
haley f; i tried to fuck someones man
everyone else; continues on with life like nobody said anything
Little known secret, Donald Trump publicly told Boeing either you will have this program online by FY 2018. Or I will (and he has that authority) cancel the contract. Any other president would never have done this. Thus making the 45th president not as bad as everyone makes him out to be. I.E save the taxpayers money!
Son: Hey mom hey dad I need more this week I have a girlfriend. Son: hey mom hey dad I need more money I have a car today. Son: Hey mom hey dad I need a new scope for my hunting rifle so I can get a deer half a mile out the factory issue isn't doing it for me. Mom and Dad: what are you the F-35?
It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.
Bastard: Hahaha
Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!
F&M is usually people who can share anything with eachother no matter what it is. They're so good friends nearly nothing can break their bond and normally are often blood related.
-My luvb
M: "What's your dream woman?"
F: "Maybe a woman who really understands me or that i find really interesting or really beautiful"
M: "Oh wow, we're really F&M (Felix & Mateo)"
Kanye=Kingdom
Proffers=Phylum
Coke=Class
Over=Order
Flat=Family
Grape=Genes
Soda=Species
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Film Theory: The Secret to FUSING a Cat and Dog (Nickelodeon CatDog)
K-P-C-O-F-G-S is used in biology