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Going to the restroom for a bowel movement.
"Excuse me a minute doll, I need to shoot poo."
Narrator- Ruby and Ella both girl pooed today
Ruby and Ella- Yes we did uwu
A name for your best friend who role plays as your mom.
Y/n: mama poo, can we go to the park?
Your BFF: ofc sweetie!!
When Swype is a dick and you're trying to spell pineapple
What the fuck is poo apple?
Pineapple!!! Fucking Swype
The result of a dodgy Chinese takeaway, normally felt the morning after.
Usually follows a series of Phew Manchus ( post Chinese love puffs).
That's the last time I go to Flaming Eye , this morning I was attacked by poo Manchu.
When your dog licks it's ass then licks you.
I was over at Jack's house, and his golden retriever poo licked him right in the mouth!
Any person or animal that uses the action or excuse of “I have to go to the bathroom” as a delaying tactic to get out of helping someone or doing something that they don’t want to do.
My kid is a poo-nipulator when it comes time to help pick up toys.