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“I just met her and I think I love her bro.
Stop being a stage 5 clinger, get out your feels!”
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Just a fatter version of a three course meal
Hey that girl is a 5 course meal
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When 17 dudes line up in the mouth of the beaver and go in for an hour and a half coming out sweaty as fuck getting their ass tight
Yo Spink you do 5 and a half in the beaver your ass looks tight as fuck and I can smell that ruck Dick from across the room
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When you post a video on Youtube that gets a 5-star rating.
The video that I posted on Youtube last week helped me achieve 5-star fame!
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A sexual act in which you drive in circles around an empty parking lot while your girl assumes a vertical 69 position on top of you with her legs over your shoulders, her arms around your waist, and her head in your crotch, resembling a 5 point harness used in race cars.
After me n’ Darla Jean left the bar we drove over to the Walmart parking lot and did a few laps while she 5 point harnessed me.
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Someone who always makes microwaveable food, such as tv dinners and microwaveable pizzas, and considers it "excellent quality food". Can also be known as a 5 second chef.
For dinner tonight, my dad "made" us "quality" spaghetti, which was really just Stouffers. He's such a 5 second cook.
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5 v 1 is a game derived in Texas which is also shorthand for masturbation.
“What are you up to tonight? Game of 5 v 1?”
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