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a monster that steals lottery winnings
no my jackpot stolen by the cillit bang monster
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Some guy/gal who works in Shipping and Receiving for a company that cannot read shipping receipts. This person also likes to think he/she is all knowing and superior to everyone. Very much a douchbag.
He was a real sass monster with how he was acting..
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A person who is annoying and stupid.
A fag
A person who thinks a chode is something that it isn't
Michelle: Seth is such a chode monster. I asked him if i could lick his chode but he didn't know what that was!
Spencer:What a loser!!!
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Our creator and true savior. He is the supreme being and watches your every move. Those which do not answer to his calling (which is almost everyone) will suffer for all eternity.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster made pope john paul II his bitch and personal slave after death for not answering to him.
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n. (or v. add: making the)
2 ppl having sex
im not shure how to use that unless u are looking thrugh someones window and saying to ur freind : look its a monster with two backs.
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An extremely long dump that is so large that the head pokes up out of the water in the toilet bowl, while the body remains submerged, much like photographs that claim to show the infamous Nessie.
The key difference between a floater and a LNM is that only the head shows on the water's surface with a LNM, whereas a floater's entire body floats on the surface.
I think I just sighted the Loch Ness Monster in the bathroom.
Dude, I just dropped a Loch Ness Monster in your shitter... where's your plunger?
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An attempt by atheists to mock anyone that disagrees with them. The basic concept is a response to the logical statement: "it is impossible to prove the non-existence of a deity or deities." Essentially, supporters of the FSM concept state that it's also impossible to prove the non-existence of something completely arbitrary and ridiculous, such as a flying spaghetti monster, and thus there's no reason to believe in the FSM just for that reason alone.
Obviously the argument is extremely weak and doesn't really hold water. But what's disturbing is the utter contempt, disrespect, and intolerance (and in some cases, hatred) these people have for anyone that disagrees with them. They refuse to go by the principles of live-and-let-live and do-unto-others. They will counter this assertion by arguing that religious people never live-and-let-live and are always forcing religion onto people. This is of course false, and only applies to a very small minority of religious people (such as the nutjobs at the WBC) and thus is a prime example of smearing people with a vastly over-generalized statement.
Most won't admit it, but they resent the fact that most modern nations allow freedom of religion for all. Ultimately, they would like to see this right taken away someday.
The flying spaghetti monster concept is just one of very many examples of the hateful mockery that some (but certainly not all) atheists direct at religious people, which has become rampant in our society in recent decades. This frightening level of contempt, intolerance, and hatred is eerily similar to the attitudes in Germany towards Jews in the decades leading up to the Holocaust. Of course, your average German citizen would never have believed you if you told them what was eventually going to happen.
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