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Whitewashed term for a pedophile.
Person A: "My friends Harvey and Bill are MAP (minor attracted person), but I accept everyone for who they are."
Person B: "MAP? Do you mean they are a couple of Pederasses? They are sickos that want to have sex with children?"
Person A:"Yeah but I don't judge people because I too am a nutbag -- I vote Democrat."
Person B: "I want off this planet..."
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N. A fuck buddy for whom you're starting to develop feelings. It's not just about the sex anymore, but when your relationship expands to accommodate and appreciate your fuck buddy's personality, character, tastes, etc. It's when you look at his dick and see the person it is attached to.
Laura: "It took me some time to sort this out, but I...I think I've grown to like the person attached to your dick."
Jordi: *blushing* "Oh...thanks!"
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Your amazing and beautiful.Don't listen to any haters.Think positive and stay that way💖
Person 1:Ugh I'm so ugly
Person 2:Um no your a beautiful and amazing person
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I am the BOAT the Best of All Time. I can do every thing the best and better than you. I am the best at: Fish eating , Hunger ending, bear Killing, Wife sexing, Door Bell ringing, Drill drilling, Cap Piping, Bird Chirping, Moon Watching, Lego Avoidance, Restroom Sign Hanging, Soda Refilling, Three point Shooting, Microwave using, Pillow Fighter, cigarette lighter, Charcoal igniter, Suicider, Tooth Brusher, Tree Hugger (but not before the date), Bleach Drinker, Arabic Singer, Love Creator, $$$ Maker, Nature Mother, Baby Boomer, Body Glitterer, Carpet Spinner, Police Inforcer, LA Lawyer, Perfume Buyer, Consistent Lair, Hand Signer, Deaf Wisperer, Close Eyed Seer, Puppet master, Back Waxer, Cartoon Watcher, Pillow Talker, and Coma User. I am the Greatest at all things that have ever been things I am even the best at being Bill Cosby. My Name Is Kendrick Keller and I an simply The Best Person In The World!!!!
"I am Kendrick I am simply the best I can not lose because the is nothing that I try in which I do not surpass all others. I am the best person of all time. "
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A cute term used to imply being close or intimate to someone. Best used when someone is claustrophobic.
I can't wait to see you later and invade your personal space.
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When your friend and you are white, and you call your friend racist against White people, That makes him off white.
Aidan : Hey Grant you only hate me because I'm White, you racist!
Grant : Aidan.... I'm White too.
Aidan: You're an off-white person.
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Someone who has dull legs, a protective middle, and gets progressively sharper from there up. Occasionally paired with a shield-like person, that is, one who is round and made of steel.
"Wow, he's quite a Knife-Like Person. I tried to pet him, and now I don't have any fingers.'
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