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A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."
An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.
Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.
Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?
A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.
Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.
When Swiss men, wearing Swiss hats, tag team a white woman (cracker) whose butt hole smells like Swiss cheese.
We Swiss crackered that girl last night.
(verb) Dancing while drunk, as established in Thoroughly Modern Millie. It usually occurs illegally (like in a speak-o in the 1920s).
I didn't realize he was nutty crackered! I thought he's always just like that.