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Bacon hugs are the fondest, most adoring hugs you can give someone. Means you love them more than bacon.
Spencer: How’s it going with the new guy, Logan?
Falisha: Ok, I think. But he sent me the bacon and the smiley hug emojis. Weird?
Spencer: What!? He’s way into you. It doesn’t get any better than Bacon Hugs. 🥓 🤗
I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.
I don’t like maid hugging my mother too.
When you hit something or someone and it hangs on for a moment.
John-“Dude, I just hit a deer!”
Dan-“Did it do a fender hug?”
John-“ Just for a moment!”
A hug where one hugger rubs nipples with the other's nipples. Can involve a horizontal shimmy if the huggers are approx the same height
Kara: why are you wiggling all over your boyfriend Natasha?
Natasha: because nipple hugs feel amazing!
When somethings smells really good and it feels like you’re getting a hug for your nose
Mmm! The cinnamon flavored coffee and steamy pumpkin bread gave me such great nose-hugs.
On july 1st, you can hug an agent from the matrix and they cant kill you. But a smith clone can infect you if you hug them, I guess
P1: Hey, did you hear? It’s hug an agent day
P2: That’s awesome, I love matrix agents
P1: Yeah, what if we also made them buy the blue thing for us
P2: That’s called a blue raspberry slushie, dumbass
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When a kid gives their friend's mom a hug at the perfect height to bestow their head in the breasts.
Q: Why did you just give my mom a hug?
A: She has big boobs. I had to give her a MILF hug.