M*A*S*H

A game played mostly by school children in which the M*A*S*H master (the one organizing the game) chooses several items to place in different categories from which the player's future will be chosen. The M*A*S*H master then makes ticks on a corner of the paper and the player tells them when to stop. Using the number of ticks, the M*A*S*H master counts through each item in each category and crosses out the item they land on when they reach the number chosen by the player. The last item remaining in that category is the player's destiny. This continues until an item from every category has been chosen. The M*A*S*H master then goes on to follow the same procedure for the lettres M A S and H, meaning mansion, apartment, shack, and house respectively. This is the final piece of the player's future.

M*A*S*H

JOB
toilet scrubber
doctor
rock star
carpenter

HUSBAND/WIFE
Bobby
Janet
Leonardo DiCaprio
Angelina Jolie

PET
cat
dog
snake
llama

etc.

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Marlboro 27's

The best ciggs out there. Even better than Reds, Lights, Virgina Blend, Newport, Camels, and Pall Mall.

"Hey let me bum one of you Marlboro 27's."
"Dont you smoke Marlboro Lights? pussy."
"yes..."
"Then no."

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S-O-L

Acronym for "shit outta luck".

"Dude, I'm S-O-L when that exam comes along!"

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M*A*S*H*

a tv show from the seventies about a medical unit in the army during the Korean war. it had its funny moments I suppose

M*A*S*H* was on for 10 years i think

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D A S H

Dumb Ass Shit Head. used for calling someone an idiot,moron etc...

dude your such a D A S H.

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S my P

"S my P" is a discrete way to let someone know that you Shit your Pants. It is for people who are either ashamed of their activity or want to make light of the situation.

However, "S my P" is not to be confused with "S my D," which refers to Suck my Dick or "S my C," which refers to Suck my Clit. This should be easy to keep straight in your head because no one says, "Suck my Penis."

Caitlin: "Hey John, I think I S'ed by P! Help."

John: "No worries! I got some backup pants in the trunk. I S my P all the time!"

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80's mentality

Of or pertaining to extreme dominance. This type of mentality describes that which was commonly seen during the 1980's. Competition, wealth, and power were of extremely high importance during the decade so it was both expected and common for an individual to go above and beyond on a consistent basis.

"William Wallace had an 80's mentality during the Battle of Stirling." -A reference to the scene in Braveheart when William Wallace soundly defeated the English.

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