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Ass Gab

Stretching with your ass up in the air, after indulging in a relaxing nap or sleep for a long period of time. This stretch is usually very refreshing.

"I was so hungover this morning. When I woke up I took a nice long Ass Gab."

"That cat just took an Ass Gab."

by Slolex December 11, 2011


you're such an ass

its almost the same as saying "you're such a jerk!"

1-Hey, where did you get that mug?
2-I'm not going to tell you haha
1- You're such an ass!

by scytghe April 14, 2021


Ass Rations

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Ass Rations.

by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014


Ass Canoe

(N.) The part of the butt that houses the ass hole. Also may be used as an insult. It looks like this (|)

Ohh last night I really got into her ass canoe before we did anal.

You are really such an ass canoe when you move around in bed.

by Derpybird June 21, 2014


Ass Charmed

The state of mind in which a teen male is charmed by the ass of a teen female. The teen will do anything for or around said ass.

Also see: Boob-Wooed

"I am NOT boob-wooed!"

"Then maybe you're ass charmed."

by UnitedsTatesoFwHatevah January 25, 2011


fresh ass

new girlfriend or significant other.

Yo did u see Tyrell? He got him some fresh ass!

by b1gg3r March 1, 2018


ass status

a facebook status update posted by someone's ass while their phone is in their back pocket. The rest of the body, including the brain, have no idea that the ass has changed their status, or what the new status is suppose to mean.

"jUuuuuuUuuUuuuUuuuuUuygut" -- ass status

by amleblanc14 April 14, 2010