The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.
Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"
Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"
Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"
1. When a person doesn’t want to do shit and he doesn’t feel like working out, doing sports, or anything healthy
2. A guy who can’t progress anything cause he doesn’t want to (someone who doesn’t want to change there bad habits or bad strategies)
1. Derk: Bro today I don’t feel like working out
Brian: You haven’t worked out for like 2 weeks your an elder ass
2. Percy: You gotta change this drake cause you keep failing on your work
Drake: Nahh it’s all good I got it all under control
Percy: STFU u say that shit cause your an elder ass
Another name for a Romper, a garment commonly worn by human females. Rompers almost always leave 95% of the ass exposed. The view created by a romper mimics the function of a window, as you can clearly see the object inside but do not have access to it.
Guy1: "Bro, look at that girl! You can see 95% of her ass in that romper!"
Guy2: Yeah you can clearly see it through the ass window."
A person who goes around talking some ass, talking some shit. Similar to a motherbic.
"Ass Boi, you cum in ma shawp, talkin sum ass, talkin shit. OHHHH SHIT."
"Our friend Christian is such an Ass Boy."
When someone puts honey in your asshole and licks it like a bee pollinates a flower
I gave Jennifer ass hives last night