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Ass Meter

The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.

Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"

Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"

Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"

by supersubmarinesemen November 8, 2011


Elder Ass

1. When a person doesn’t want to do shit and he doesn’t feel like working out, doing sports, or anything healthy

2. A guy who can’t progress anything cause he doesn’t want to (someone who doesn’t want to change there bad habits or bad strategies)

1. Derk: Bro today I don’t feel like working out

Brian: You haven’t worked out for like 2 weeks your an elder ass

2. Percy: You gotta change this drake cause you keep failing on your work

Drake: Nahh it’s all good I got it all under control

Percy: STFU u say that shit cause your an elder ass

by HonduranBang August 17, 2022


Ass Window

Another name for a Romper, a garment commonly worn by human females. Rompers almost always leave 95% of the ass exposed. The view created by a romper mimics the function of a window, as you can clearly see the object inside but do not have access to it.

Guy1: "Bro, look at that girl! You can see 95% of her ass in that romper!"

Guy2: Yeah you can clearly see it through the ass window."

by TheCuzJim November 18, 2016


Ass Boi

A person who goes around talking some ass, talking some shit. Similar to a motherbic.

"Ass Boi, you cum in ma shawp, talkin sum ass, talkin shit. OHHHH SHIT."

"Our friend Christian is such an Ass Boy."

by Muthabic Ass Boi January 20, 2015


ass hives

When someone puts honey in your asshole and licks it like a bee pollinates a flower

I gave Jennifer ass hives last night

by Asshiver April 25, 2016


im ass

bad at something

Bob : wanna play league?
Lucas : nah im ass

by sugoma sugoma sugoma July 11, 2021


bomb ass

Meaning cool or fun

Damn That was a Bomb Ass baked potato!

by Hoss monkey fuck December 18, 2017