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When you give a relative a hug and you press your penis into them without them knowing
Dude your aunt pretty hot .
Yea every year I give her an Alabama dry rub
Alabama squid is when during sex you put black powder up your ass and fart on the other person's face
Guy 1: "Yo I heard Duncan's girl broke up with him last week"
Guy 2: "oh yeah she caught him hitting a bitch with the Alabama squid
When you wrap your girl up from behind and grab a frying pan. While fucking her in the ass doggy style, fry an egg.
Hey girl, I want eggs today, wanna do the Alabama Panhandle?
When you poop in a bucket and let it cool off before putting it inside of a vagina and have sex with it.
She wasn't ok with it hot, so I pooped in a bucket then gave her an Alabama tepid pocket.
A group of men turning their sisters into a giant cum dumpster. In short; an incest pool.
“Dude me and Roy did an Alabama Landfill with our sisters”
Scoring a threesome at a family reunion.
Jimmies gene pool got a little muddy after the Alabama Jackpot.
The facial and body characteristics of someone who is inbred
"Damn Mike! Your new girlfriend was beat with the Alabama Hitstick"