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The 155th name that negros want to be called. Previously, they wanted to be called colored, and before that it was black, before that it was nigger. The first name they were called was "beast".
Tom: 'Hey Joe, meet Tylenoya. She's black'
Tylenoya: 'I'd prefer to be called African American, because I am offended by being called black.'
American football is called Football because the ball measures a foot. Incase you inbreds only thought it refers to the use of feet and balls.
Guy 1: American football should be called handegg instead of football, they don't even use their feet!
Guy 2:... It's called football because the ball measures a foot genius.....
Guy 1: point taken
The absolute worst show to ever air on Comedy Central, or T.V. for that matter. It is full of jokes which no human would ever laugh at. It's creators must get high off crack every time they write the dialog because it does not make any sense whatsoever. Seriously go put yourself through the torture and explain to me the meaning of a single episode.
But honestly, who would watch this television show? It's 'plots' are incredibly childish and just retarded. Anyone who sits in attendance while this show is visible or audible should highly contemplate killing themselves.
Guy#1: Hey what's up?
Guy #2: Oh nothing, much. Just watching Ugly Americans
Guy #1 walks out and jumps in front of an oncoming truck.
Someone who is mixed with Native American Blood and Puerto Rican / Lation or Spanish Blood.
“What’s her ethnicity?”
“She’s Native American and Puerto Rican.”
“Oh so she’s a Latino American!”
An American citizen(technically), who decides to buy a new car to help boost the U.S. economy, but end up buying a Japanese rice-burning piece of shit instead of an American car, having the opposite effect.
American Shitizen
Mike: "Hey guys, I got a new car."
Worker #1:"Oh, Yeah?"
Mike:"Yeah, I decided that I should be a good American citizen, so I bought a new Toyota."
Worker #2:"Mike, you're confused. That makes you a Shitizen, not a citizen."
A show where contestants compete to become the winner. The show is enjoyed and loved by millions of americans. The show has brought amazing singers to the music world. It is the #1 show in America.
American Idol is the best show ever.