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Alex: " Why are you so mean to Miranda?"
Greg: " Because everyday is 'National Be An Asshole To Miranda Day'"
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After performing the pink sock upon a submissive partner (otherwise you may be required to donkey punch her to produce the effect) you immediately drop to your knees and deep throat the dangling mass of inverted rectum.
While fucking the loose asshole of a whore I picked up, a pink sock resulted. She forced me to deep-throat clean it and put it back in.
This my curious friend is the Cleveland asshole deep-throat.
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a person who is both a dick, and an asshole; or a person who you are un-sure how to classify them, dick or asshole
guy #1: he stepped on my shoe, what a dick!
guy #2: and he spilled my drink, what an asshole!
guy #3: dont worry, he's just a dick flavored asshole!
always has been!
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When someone tosses someone else's salad, but uses jelly or preserves instead. It is unclear why this is called a "peanut butter and asshole sandwich" if it has no peanut butter, but it does have a ring to it.
When giving people a peanut butter and asshole sandwich, strawberry jam should be avoided because of the tiny seeds.
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A condition where a successor in a corporate role feels that the predecessor has been an absolute loser; everything is in shambles and it’s upon him to now start building processes and initiatives to achieve goals.
Man, I cant listen one more minute to Pete going on about how everything was such a mess before he joined. He’s got Ignoramus Asshole Syndrome (IAS).
When a centipede is trapped travels up your asshole only to eat away at your body inside out.
Evil bitch trapped centipede in my asshole until I died.
One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.
Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!