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Nolan Bird is the kindest, sweetest, sexiest man of all. He is good in bed, and always wants to make you feel better.
"I wish my boyfriend could be as sweet as a Nolan Bird".
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A cat bird is a person that instigates violence. Cat birds attack other birds...food issues, turf issues etc. Deep south definition. I may be killed for this, but I'm a cat bird myself..
cat bird :My family is a bunch of catbirds...and we don't put up with stupid
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When a supposed friend (usually male) occupies the time and space of a "platonic" companion (usually female) with the intent of preventing them from engaging in relations with someone more deserving. The bird nester has been friend zoned--quietly rejecting the rejection; resulting in stealthy cock blocking techniques to buy them some time to win their friend over like a Hollywood rom-com.
"I can tell Alexis wants it soo bad,.. but she is dating Fatehbir."
"No bro, he tries very hard to make it look that way, that dude is a bird nesting kumbaya piece of shit!"
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A language that consists of the user rhyming most of his/her words.
Note: Usually used with some sort of foreign accent, while also making yourself look like a butt fluster (see article).
You shoved your BINGLY GINGLIES so far up my CHINGLY BONGLEDUDES I became aroused and got a massive SCHMIGGELDY SCHMORGAN.
-I love it when you speak bird sock.
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A pink bird is usually used for people that are hated by everyone. they know they are hated but don't give a care because the most likely deserve it.
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the act of masturbating and throwing the result at someone.
She wouldn't stop talking so i bird splatted her in the face.
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You know when you're driving at night and suddenly a small bird shoots through your headlights while it's wings are against its chest? Ya, that's a bird missile. Another case is when your curtains are closed and its bright out and suddenly you see a quick flash of something wizzing by the window. That's another case where the bird missile strikes again. Some say the Bird Missiles are secret being that if caught we can harvest their energy and use it to take over the world.
Friend1: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?!
Friend2: What?
Friend1: That thing that just fucking shot in front of us!!
Friend2: Oh its just a bird missile. Leave it be.
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