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(n) the gayest person on earth, often having shit for brains
"DJ, you're a cock-knocked ass clown!
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When you witness four bros going into one bathroom stall to do cocaine
"After I was leaving the stall to take a big shit, there was a New Jersey Clown Car waiting to go in after me."
Waking up to find the dried residue of going down on a bitch from the night before, while on her period. Usually uniformed it was her rag time.
Man, I almost puked Sunday morning. When I woke up, the skin around my mouth was dry as fuck! I looked in the bathroom mirror and seen that my wife gave me a crusty bloody clown frown!
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From the Latin "Nay Talentus Assus Clownius". A whiny or otherwise pathetic person who lacks any prowess in his or her field, also lacking charisma.
eg: Chirs Carrabba
Boy 1: Wow did you see Dashboard Confessional?
Boy 2: No his music makes me puke in my mouth..
Boy1: WHAT?! WHY!?!
Boy 2: Because...he's a NO TALENT ASS CLOWN!
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While laying down with your head on the ground your feet are on the wall and then the girl gives you a blow job by turning around and then bending backwards
Last night L Dog got an upside down rodeo clown from KB's friend
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Where you attempt to get as many dicks inside a girl as possible. Clown face paint is optional.
Girl: Wow guys 32 this time, that's a new record.
Guy: Wait, we can fit a few more.
Girl: What? Wher...(several dicks shoved in her mouth)
Guy: Yep, that's a New Yorker Clown Car record all right.
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this is an observation of art, film, music, literature, etc. that claims that said piece is pretentious and lame. see high art, artsy fartsy.
this term originates from the tv sitcom "Family Guy" in which a female newscaster remembers her starring role in a student film (from the episode, "the king is dead"
hey, i just saw this french movie yesterday--
whoa, hold on. was that pancake-flipping-clown-stuff?
no, it was actually good.
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