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More than 5 music playback devices playing Vanessa Carlton's "1000 Miles" in non-synchronized timing.
Oh man, creaming my pants to Vanessa Carlton is always a blast!
1. This is the art of jerking off onto a piece of toast, spreading it around, then using philly cream cream cheese on top of it to disguise the jism. Great for giving to the bitch or bastard you cant stand.
The bitch was pissing me off so i gave her the philadelphia cream cheese for breakfast and she loved it. She said it had a familiar taste.
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When your fucking a chick with a banana and right before she's about to cum you squeeze the banana so it pops inside her.
Yo! I banana cream pied her last night, high five!
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when you shit in a girl's mouth then bust a load in it and mix it up with your dick
Bob: Hey she's kinda pretty
Jim: Stay away from her, i heard she gave an ice cream swirl once, she's nasty!
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Old white person with corn rows
Last time I was a the nursing home I saw a dude with creamed corn rows.
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The white vaginal mucus that is present while a girl is ovulating.
Nathalie: Holy shit! Did you just come inside me?
Brian: No bitch, thats just God's ice cream.
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n. At the climax of "doggystyle" sex, the penis is removed from the vagina or anus in such a way that ejaculate covers both the lower vagina and anus (Or testicles and anus in male-male intercourse). The receiver of the cup maintains their position until the "ice cream" is licked off, either by the "ice cream" dispenser or a third party.
When Julie farted, the ice cream bubbled out of the cup.
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