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cunt grandma

An embittered old hag who typically lives alone, sometimes with numerous cats. Also drives 12 mph on most major highways.

"Dude can this cunt grandma get the hell out of the left lane??"

by Snatchasaurus Rex May 12, 2008

23πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Cunt Loaf

When a woman has a Large puffy Vagina/Vaginal Lips

"Woah dude, That girl has a cunt loaf."

by Jaz November 2, 2004

36πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


cunt-guy

A guy who is quite simply, a cunt

Jimmy: that guy over there is a cunt

Robert: mate, mate, lets save time, lets call him a cunt-guy from this day forth rather than the guy who is a cunt

by Willis McGee July 19, 2006

28πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


cunt flake

dried cunt scabs that have loosened from their original home, creating flakey residue. often found in ladies panties.

not to be confused with frosted flakes, which is a delicious cereal.

tina put some underwear on, you're dropping cunt flakes all over my new carpet!

by stephen cummings January 19, 2006

43πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Candy Cunt

The definition of this phrase can be looked on differently, depending on context. The first is probably most obvious of the two simply describes somebody's luscious vagina.

The second, perhaps not as clear and used less often, refers to those who are "up their own ass"; who think they're the dog's bollocks/cat's pyjamas, and are generally disliked for this.

Definition One:

Guy 1 - You see that chick I was chattin' to last night?
Guy 2 - Aw, yeah. She was HOT, dude!
Guy 1 - She has a sweet candy cunt too ;)

Definition Two:

Gal 1 - Oh my Gosh!
Gal 2 - What is it?
Gal 1 - See that bitch over there? She must think she's a real candy cunt!
Gal 2 - Gosh, girls these days..

by The Krowe October 11, 2010

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


sanctimonious cunt

Someone (usually female) who sees themselves in a position of superiority and once they have made up their mind (lazily) don't listen to any rational argument, but always have a personally objectifying explanation at the ready for why one is disagreeing or complaining.

Tatiana EstΓ©vez of Quora.com is a typical sanctimonious cunt.

by felixh October 9, 2016

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


swamp cunt

swamp cunt is when a women does not properly cleanse her pussy over a extended period of time usually two or more days thus turning her pussy into a moist,damp,rotten place where no guy or girl would ever care to visit or stay for that matter

bobby... hey tony didnt you date that girl behind the counter over there. tony.. yea i did but not for a long time. bobby.. how come she looks great...tony...bobby her fucking pussy smelt like a fucking wharf. bobby....no shit that bad wow who would of thought that she has swamp cunt thats to bad

by tommy tissue September 8, 2011

22πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž