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the dark brown hydroflask is the most gnarly molotov cocktail spinoff
instructions:
-empty a stolochnaya blueberry vodka halfway
-fill the rest with shit of any kind ( dog, human, cat, horse, deer, cow )
-stuff a cloth in the top light it and lauch it
guy 1: bro, I got in this insane barfight and out of nowhere my homie made me a dark brown hydroflask and now I am facing 13 years for arsen and destruction of property
guy 2: whatever man that shit was definetly worth it
An angel that wants you to fuck their best friends mother as hard as you can, leaving cum everywhere.
Fuckkkk, ahhhh im not sorry for this. The dark angel told me to fuck you.
More adventurous types of sex, while staying in the realms of mainstream - e.g. Toys, risqué locations, butt stuff and the like.
I'm not kinky but am on the dark side of vanilla...
A human that always acts dark and acts like a warrior in front of people.
Me: Look! It's dark days warrior!
My friend: Who the fuck is dark days warrior?
Me: You don't understand anything.
A very handsome and loving monkey. I would like to fuck his dog, but more so him.
Marc "In the Dark" Rajesh is so hot a would love to see him.
dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)
I dark dialed my most recent Tinder fling and he has since ghosted.
This is Star Wars' Emperor Palaptine's favorite breakdance move!
Emperor Palaptine, danced "The Dark Slide," when he found out Boba Fett captured Han Solo, of The Rebel Alliance! Unfortunately, the emperor's joy, will be short-lived, since Leia eventually rescues Han Solo.