Random
Source Code
Random
Somehow receiving red pubic hair in one's mouth. Often this would occur during oral sex.
From one woman to another. "When I was drunk I went down on this redheaded guy. I stopped and pulled a long fire-y out of my mouth. He laughed and said 'Got ya some of my devil's floss did you?' I looked at him and said 'yes! Why does it taste like peanut butter?'"
Someone with incredibly cold feet
Dominic had hooves of the devil and placed these on Lois' leg when he got into bed
the devil will cut you up if you beat him in poker
jesus and devil pwn
A person who genuinely holds and argues objectionable opinions, usually on the internet, until the point where the thread doesn't go the way they expected; at which point they try to deflect the justified heat by claiming to be a 'devil's advocate'. A constant source of irritation to people who spent the energy arguing with them.
"Did that guy really just equate jokes about Easter to jokes about Muslims being terrorists?"
"Yep, but once he gets flamed he's gonna say he was only trying to start a debate; typical devil's dickvocate"
"You want a vegan option? What if I demanded a steak option in a vegan restaurant?"
"Stop being a devil's dickvocate Miles"
Any vegetable that people hate, especially those that makes one gag.
Mary sliced up the devil’s testicles and put them in the frying pan to caramelize.
Devil's Haircut, thinking about causing trouble, being mischievous , misbehaving,
Having bad thoughts of doing bad things, a troublemaker has a Devil's Haircut in his mind
is a state of mind
I wouldn't have taken her home with me but I had a Devil's Haircut that night.
When I got pulled over I was only doing a hundred, I told the cop that my Devil's Haircut made me do it.