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A gay, dumb, little turd that had a very small cock. He is known as a glonk by all Parker’s. If you don’t know what a glonk is please look it up.
Dylan is quiet and reserved, yet he is always listening. His eyes bring you in and make you fall crazy for him. You can talk to him for hours on end and he will pay close attention. This guy will protect his girlfriend at all costs. Only the best for his girl, she is the one thing that grounds him. His life is very personal, hard to explain, and complicated at times. Whoever he loves will be surrounded by only the most nurturing passion. He keeps a small group of friends, and is liked by all. Family life for Dylan is like a rollercoaster but, he somehow keeps his loved ones close. He is the glue in any relationship whether friend or family. If you come across a Dylan don't be quick to look upon him, he is hard to figure out. When meeting this guy remember his worth and listen to his body language, as he speaks through emotions. The best guy in the world and will always have your back. He is respectful and holds himself to extremely high standard. This will often effect his self esteem but he hides his insecurities behind his good looks and addictive personality. When Dylan smiles it will light up your heart because he is genuine with his emotions. Dylan is successful in life but needs a partner. A partner helps him make decisions, he will always contemplate the right/wrongs. He needs someone to love and appreciate him when he is sad. Life may get overwhelming for him sometimes, he knows how to handle it with such ease. I am jealous of Dylan because he is LITERALLY perfect! <3
Dylan is Latin for 'king of the snakes'
Anyone who knows a man named Dylan should be extremely wary
Dylan's can strike when you are least expecting it
They have an amazing ability to manipulate others and generally tend to be narcissistic
I heard what Dylan said behind my back the other day
A person whose confidence is so low, they feel they have to make fun of someone else they think is weaker than them.
God, that guy is such a dick. He must be a Dylan.
Dylan is and brave and strong Dylan has a soft side that very few people will ever see. You can see this side of him only if you get his trust. if you're a guy good luck getting to this part of him. All of his friends are jealous and he gets all the chicks. He will have the Prettiest girls.
Girls: Oh is that Dylan? All Girls: Ohhhhh yes i'm horny now