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free and easy night

An evening/night where you choose to relax at your own leisure, doing whatever you want to do for your pleasure, without giving a f**k about anything else.

Girlfriend: You coming round tonight to watch a romantic film with me? Boyfriend: No, it's a free and easy night for me.

by gym3m3 February 02, 2023


free video games

what poor noobs type in google to try and get free games, mostly resulting in a virus on their computer

Noob: OH BOY, I FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO GET FREE VIDEO GAMES!
*gets virus on computer*
Noob:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

by Cacx101 July 20, 2017


free fly honey

a single, pretty lady

free = single

fly = pretty

honey = lady

Damn, that shawtyeee is definitely a free fly honey

by Megatron's Purple Penis January 21, 2011


Finger Free February

no nut november ferda girls

girl: how’s no nut november?

joe: ugh i can’t wait till finger free february

by qoah November 05, 2019


Finger Free February

Girls can’t finger or have an orgasm in february like boys can’t nut in november

Hey u doing no nut november? Puh, Im doing finger free february

by Wandren December 18, 2019


sugar free gummy bears

Sugar free gummy bears are the reason your ass will turn into a brown Niagara falls. After eating about 20 of them all hell broke loose in my bowels. In my bowels, something was happening that I never imagined could have happened to me. Sweating, cramps, bloating. I've ate Indian curry, and the end result was like smelling daisies in a meadow compared to the end result of eating sugar free gummy bears. Then came the flatulence, DEAR GOD THE FLATULENCE. The sounds were like trumpets calling demons from the pit of hell. The stench was worse than that of a thousand rotting corpses. One more minute in that bathroom and I would have died of choking on my own putrid fumes. What came out of me felt like someone trying to funnel Niagara falls through a coffee straw. AND IT LASTED FOR HOURS. I felt so violated when it was over.

Dude 1: I just ate some sugar free gummy bears, and they wur pretty good.
Dude 2: You are going to be in the bathroom for a long, long time
Dude 1: No I'm not
*one hour later*
Dude 1's asshole: *water fall sounds*
Dude 1: OH GOD WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by chaeg January 29, 2014


d/d free

Drugs and drinking free often used in personal ads.

5'10", 150#, d/d free,

by JohnJohn89 April 30, 2005