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A French braid with a strand of denim woven in.
Ricky and I were hooking up, but then he pulled of his canadian bow tie and sprayed all over my French Canadian braid.
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When you do a girl doggy style, pull her hair so she screams. Put your other hand over her mouth and cover and uncover her mouth with your hand. Thus, she sounds like an indian. AWAWAWAWAWAWA!
I made my girlfriend do the French Indian War Cry last night.
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Said to someone who's extremly slow at understanding something just as they get it. This mimics the end of 'Honey I shrunk the kids' where it takes one kid the entire film to get a joke.
Dave: a horse walks into a bar, the barman say's why the long face?
Sara: I don't get it...is the horse sad?....er....Oh cos Horses have got long heads.
Dave: Oh I get it, French Class!!
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When you stick your cock up a girl's ass (or keister) without asking her. Then, she gets angry and says stop but you continue for at least 15 more seconds until stopping. Then, you pull-out and say Pardon My French.
Pardon My French Guy 1: I stuck it up this girl's Keister last night it was tight! She must have wanted me to stop cause she was screaming stop!!!! But i did'nt stop right away i kinda ignored her for 20 seconds or so.
Guy 2: Sometimes you gotta go with the flow and just stick it up the poop shute.
Guy 1: Ya, i know what you mean. I hope that she can Pardon My French.
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Usually used in a sarcastic tone, this phrase is to draw attention to two things that one person thinks is the same but clearly aren't.
My friend told me I needed a girlfriend so I named my Fleshlight Girlfriend, Potato tomato french fry.
A Back Door French Kiss is when one person places their own anus against someone else's anus and then proceeds to defecate into the other's anus.
Me and my girl did some back door french kissing last night!
You have the hair of a Jamaican Sailor, yet you're Ginger. Aka Sean Hensley
No, you're going to get backhanded because you look like a Upside French Apple Tart
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