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The act of failing or losing when it seemed a sure thing you had it made.
Dude 1: "Remember that one UFC fight with the Sumo wrestler and the little French guy? Sumo was squeezing the shit outta Frenchy! I thought his head was gonna pop!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, then the little guy squirted a punch 'tween fat bastard's moobs and totally busted his nose. Ref called a TKO."
Dude 1: Fatty totally snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, there.
A female who dumps you but wants you to look like the bad guy. She will normaly play nice in public and be a total bitch in private.
When you were together, she probably made you a vitim of cyber-rape.
When I stoped talking to Becky, she yelled at me saying that it made her look like the Devil Woman from the Ice Caves.
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The more straightforward version of Netflix and Chill. An act of inviting someone to your house with the intent to fuck sum
Aye Kiki you tryna slide so I can Amazon Prime and Hit From Behind
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Hamsters come from
when a daddy hamster and a mommy hamster love each other VERY much...
"by the way, where do hamsters come from?"
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Most definitely has super sexy abs. He also gets mad hoes unlike Robbie Brennan
I wish I was as sexy as Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska
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when you are listening to music in spotify and all of a sudden
ad: wanna break from de ads?
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A gay man's expression for a woman friend removing a dirty tampon from her vagina.
Your mom called me and said "I am pulling the stairs down from the attic". I responded "please, honey you ain't pulling that shit on me!".
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