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To makeout with someone but very fucking aggressively, like you have been starving for years and those lips infront of you, is the only food available for now.
Her: Stop just dirty talking Mick and eat me like you mean it already.
Mick: Keep shut, and dont blame me later saying i didnt warn you then *smirks, then grabs her waist and pulls her up, pushes her against the wall, pulls her hair and then lip fucks her like a zombie* mmmm~~
Her: *wraps her legs around his waist* mmmm~~
A magic wizard of black magic fuckery. Typically the term is used to denote a woman with specialized characteristics which include: dingleberryologist, digestor of hot pockets, cum whispering, and connoisseur of blumpkins. The term can both be derogatory and one of endearment.
Hey fuck wizard, pass me the television remote.
A gigantic fucking bee. It doesn't even have to be a hornet. Just a giant insect that can sting
Jesus Christ! Outside, I saw the biggest fuck hornet of them all!
When having sex the man balls up both fist and places them at the top of the women's shoulders pressed down on the mattress or whatever so when he thrust into her she will not slide away from the man.
Hey lee me and the wife were screwing the other night and I balled my fist up and put them down on the mattress above her shoulders and man you can tear some pune up like that. Yeah ray you sure can tear some ass up like that . It's called kong fucking
Someone that is good for nothing who cant do anything right
Jim is nothing but a useless fuck.
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When any given situation,plan, piece of property,or financial opportunity has backfired,or been ruined or
destroyed by your own hands or someone elses.
We was highly fucked on our road trip back from Vegas because our drop-top wouldn't close on the car and we drove
182 dam miles in the rain to get back.
You have to start with a boss who has no clue what he or she is asking for when giving you an assignment. Once this occurs, the fucking comes from responding with as much superfluous information as humanly possible. This can come in verbal, written, table, or chart form. It is best when all four are used at the same time. The pinnacle of satisfaction is when your boss, with a confused look, tells you it is exactly what he or she is looking for.
Today my boss asked me for some more useless information, so I am going to give her a data fucking that she will never forget...