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A guy called Dan who rips open fresh catomite butt.
Dan comes across a catomite and then set loose on it until he has busted it, not nice and very messy.
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Being forced to fist fight while having a full erection.
While scoring with my new girlfriend, I was surprised by her husband. I was forced to do some hard dick fighting to save my life.
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A political strategy being considered by the Clinton campaign to destroy the viability of Barack Obama's political campaign. To compromise your opponent's ability to compete: see Tonya Harding
Employing the Tonya Harding Option in this campaign, is to risk political suicide.
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1. You have a lot of titty stamina and your titties can take a beating
2. they are excellent for titty sex
1. Damn that girl had some hard boiled titties!!!
2. I love me some good hard boiled titties from time to time.
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The small, yet cocky, fellow at the local discotheque who falsely believes himself to be a little tasty.
You know that Dickmond ? he's a hard disco runt he is, twat
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A tall handsome male, who gyms often. Maybe more then he should, benches well beyond his weight. Often defies human ability. Usually seen in magazines promoting such flawless pecks. Doesnt skip a singular chest day. Also masturbates in the mirror. The envy of every gym junkie. Smashes titty day.
'My my hollie, have you seen that guy at the gym woth rock hard pecks'