Hulu and ice cream

The opposite of Netflix and chill. Instead of watching Netflix and having intercourse with someone you decide to have a night to yourself and masterbate vigorously.

Guy 1:Hey man what you up to tonight?

Guy 2: I don't know, it's been a long day so probably stay at home and Hulu and ice cream.

Guy 1:You're pathetic.

ice cream man

neighborhood coke dealer, nuthing less then kilos.

score a brick from the ice cream man.

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Steak and Ice Cream

What you say when you masturbate at an innapropriate time.

Normally said post ejaculation.

3 guys playing Gears of war (speaking over headset)

Jack: Alex hasn't said anything for like 5 minutes
Frank: Oh shit, he's probably-
Alex: Steak and Ice Cream

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Yabba My Icing

Said by zombies on fire in Half Life 2; reversed you can hear the zombies screaming "OH GOD HELP ME"

Gordon Freeman:*shoots fire*
zombie: YABBA MY ICING! YAAAAAAA!

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ice Cream Truck

a secret kidnapping truck for slaves

eeeeee ice cream truck

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dry-ice bomb

Bomb made by using dry ice , hot water, and or one of the following

8oz. bottle
12 oz. bottle
1,2, and 3 liter bottles
Must be soda bottles water bottles will not work right

Q: What should we do to scare the neighbors?
A: Dry-Ice Bomb

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ice cream

good tasting material made of gasoline, kerosene, napalm, sugar, milk, and apples.

i tried to put out the fire with ice cream, but it only made the fire bigger.

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