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He did it again, God fucking dammit
Jake the Dog Pooped His Diaper again
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Someone who is a good neighbor and is wearing khakis constantly. Also happens to have a Twitter.
Person 1: Yoooo it’s Jake from State Farm!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: *points at Jake from State Farm*
Person 2: What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Jake: Khakis, a kuromi sweater, and my vans.
Person 2: That’s not Jake.
Person 1: Jake can be anything, ofc it’s Jake from State Farm
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on may 8th you have to go to the bathroom with jake and give him a hand job.
i gave jake a hand job because its give jake a hand job day.
A fake song used by people to mess around with friends.
Mercy: Wanna Beat My Foreskin by Jake Paul is a weird song
Chip: Never heard of it
Mercy: It's because it doesn't exist dumbass
A facetious event used to express the ludicrousness of a previously suggested event.
EX1:
Jake: Hey Rob, let's beat Contra!
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?
EX2:
Rob: Wow, I can't believe how much snow we got!
Jake: Want to go for a run?
Rob: Hey Jake, want to have a zombie apocalypse?
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*drowns and only Jake can save me*
You're probably a smol bean in royale high if you say this.
Drowns and only Jake can save me
Jake: stfu I'm done with you.
very good movie, my uncle joe likes it.
only accessible from the creators of the movie themselves, but its easy to reach them, so dont worry!!(logan paul and kyle from south park have a baby)
also used as a call for help when in serious danger but cant say anything. example:
chris tyson from mr breasts: the jake paul the movie the sequel the part 2 was really nice…. (this means help)
abbigail: how good was it? (how dangerous)
chris tyson: it was soo good i could feel it coming inside of me (the better the movie the more dangerous)