Boot Job

The act in which a man is havng a foursome in which one women is giving head while the other two are simotaneously taking off his ski boots. The ecstasy is said to be too much for one man to handle...

Hey bra, after getting first tracks on the mountain i met three girls and got a bomb ass Boot Job.

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lube job

A lube job can be necessary to keep moving parts that touch from wearing each other down

these moving parts need a good lube job

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Shine Job

A "Shine Job" is a sex move in which the male delivers a money shot onto their partner's face and then proceeds to throw a handful of glitter on top.

After I was finished hate-fucking my ex, I gave her a surprise Shine Job to really rub it in.

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Lip Job

Lip Job: synonym for "making out""kissing" "necking"; describes only going so far as to kiss someone when describing a drunk or sober hook-up.

Friend: So how far did you guys go last night?

Friend#1: Nothing too serious, I just gave him a lip job.

Friend: Tonight was crazy- I got five lipjobs from five different guys.

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spoon job

Improbable natural impregnation because:
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.

1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.

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Brah Job

The accidental contact of penile region and hand of a fellow bro. Often occurs while walking in a pack of bros. Instant denial ensues after the contact.

In the locker room yesterday i turned around too quickly in the shower and gave Derek his first Brah Job. He lost his Brahginity to me.

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Skyrim Job

When one receives a blow job or hand job, preferably a blow job, while playing Skyrim.

The ultimate turn-on for all those gamers out there spending their lives fighting off the evil with their potions as their girlfriend slays their junk in the funnest way possible.

"Hey man, wanna come to the movies with us tonight?"

"Nah man, my girlfriend just finished making me a sandwich and is giving my a Skyrim Job right now."

"Holy shit dude no way!!!"

"I fucking love this game."

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