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Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.
"i just killed a women feeling good!"-tommyinnit
An insult to a gamer that keeps killing you online and is probaly a loser in real life.
n00b: Damnit I can't kill this kid before he kills me!
Other Gamer: Well man you cannot kill that which has no life.
Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.
The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.
The famous catch phrase of liner blown when soemthing bad happens. Popularised by r/okbuddyreiner
Liner: Hey butthole
Birthcontrol: Hi lainah
Reiner: SEX NOW
Buttoast: No, you so slutty
Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself
The po po which are the police, is a phrase used by Kendrick Lamar, especially in "To pimp a butterfly".
The phrase basically means the police are racist and commit police brulutality.
Person 1: "Why are you running?"
Person 2: "Help! The po po wanna kill us in the street!"
Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”
Symptoms:
- Too hot outside, for a bit too long
Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE