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Get two birds stoned and kill them

When a shortcut fails badly.

Instead of killing two birds with one stone, Joe tried to get two birds stoned and kill them.

by mrnmrst April 06, 2017


i just killed a women feeling good

tommyinnit

"i just killed a women feeling good!"-tommyinnit

by fuyfyfbffyfyhuikjgvj,cfdku January 10, 2021


You cannot kill that which has no life

An insult to a gamer that keeps killing you online and is probaly a loser in real life.

n00b: Damnit I can't kill this kid before he kills me!
Other Gamer: Well man you cannot kill that which has no life.

by Tobascoman February 02, 2010


couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse

Rather similar to the phrase 'Couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery' though used in even less amusing and more wearisome circumstances. Generally used to describe management or any cack-handed effort at leadership when the job ought to be easy for a small subnormal child to do, particularly in an actual slaughterhouse, where everything breaks down constantly. Or livestock never turns up and everyone waits relentlessly.
Not a funny phrase, just sad.

The job is fucked (has gone to shit) as usual. Whist observing a manager running arround like a blue arsed fly, utterly devoid of any intellegent suggestion or decision and with an impending audit looming:
Employee 1:"bloody hopeless this lot"
Employee 2: "aye man, couldn't organise a killing in a slaughterhouse"
both laugh mirthlessly and each simultaniously though secretly wonder what their lives are about.

by 2bilious January 10, 2012


Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself

The famous catch phrase of liner blown when soemthing bad happens. Popularised by r/okbuddyreiner

Liner: Hey butthole
Birthcontrol: Hi lainah
Reiner: SEX NOW
Buttoast: No, you so slutty
Reiner Braun I want to Kill Myself

by Huge Tako May 05, 2022


po po wanna kill us in the street

The po po which are the police, is a phrase used by Kendrick Lamar, especially in "To pimp a butterfly".

The phrase basically means the police are racist and commit police brulutality.

Person 1: "Why are you running?"
Person 2: "Help! The po po wanna kill us in the street!"

by Scot MacScotland February 14, 2019


im gonna fucking kill somebody disease

Being in extreme heat you will get “I’m gonna fucking kill somebody disease”

Symptoms:

- Too hot outside, for a bit too long

Person 1: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL SOMEBODY DISEASE, ITS SO FUCKING HOT OUTSIDE

by IEatWaffles114 May 19, 2022