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Max Clarke 21 Merchant Navy Seafarer
Max Clarke 21 Merchant Navy Seafarer would like a shag.
The best person on the earth right now.
Max is the best person on earth
ax is the type of Pearson who has No life Fake friends and a Whole bunch of hamsters dead or alive.
Girl 1: Omg he’s so weird
Girl 2: He stinks so much ewww
He could be considered dangerous and a gay terrorist but You will see him next to school gates been noncey and he eats a nonce sandwitch.WARNING: If you see him runn
Max is all Above
Max’s house usually consists of big pink dildos,bed,tissues,hand sanitiser and 2 metal poles,sometimes strippers (ugly ones)
Max is a great guy with a great taste in music.
If a max would post his Spotify unwrapped 2021 it will surely look like this;
Top artists:
#1. Mac Miller
#2. Anderson Paak.
#3. Nirvana
#4. Glass Animals
#5. The Districts
In general Max is very humble, the prettiest, usually the best at everything and oh damn that music taste, and humble.
That’s Max, Max has an extremely good music taste
A talentless freak who a girl should not fall for because they are the true definition of stupid
Max :You are such a max I made a mistake
The sexy man if u find you must date because he could shred you if he fucks you little pussy
Hey have you seen max he destroyed jasmine in the bed it was sooooo hot.
A rapey little midget who’s always trying to prove himself to make up for his tiny penis and height. Girls run when they see him.
Max: what’s up ladies
Girls: PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE RAPIST
Max: Ooooo yeah talking dirty to me baby