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When a group of 8 or more people gather in an empty pool, shit, and then proceed to roll around in one anothers feces whilst having sex.
Yo dawgs i got a great idea for an orgy. An ARIZONA MUD PUDDLE
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a group of rednecks from the northampton area who wheel around in there trucks and get as muddy as possible. if the see mud any where they go through it. they take risky chance going wheeling anywhere ewven if its illegal like the meadows. you earn your spot. they arnt afraid to get there trucks burried they do give a shit.
western mass mud mafia:let go get the trucks and wheel the meadows and drink some beer have a chew,
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Fucking someone with a very loose vag. Possibly right after a pregnancy.
;Last night i fucked christine and it was like putting a cowboy boot in a mud puddle!
:Dude, thats cuz she just had a baby a couple months ago!
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A club people can join where they can go to watch women mud wrestle naked or mud wrestal naked themselves.
John is in that naked mud wrestling club.
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In Brad Paisleys song “Mud on the tires” he is talking about having sex.
Girl I can hardly wait to get a little mud on the tires.
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A steaming and unusually large load of waz blown directly into the hair on the back of the recipient's head.... right after a good old fashioned anal pounding. (The kind that mom would be proud of. ) Recipient must be fairly skanky with a mild to full blown case of monkey butt.
Bill took that nasty bitch Jill home from the bar last night. He couldn't stand the sight of her face and her teeth looked like she made a career of eating gravel... so, he gave it to her real dirty in the dumper. As he was nearly finished, he thought, "What the hell, why not? " so, he pulled out and gave her a hot mud honey treatment.
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:1) To be having such a shitty day that you feel like you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat. 2) To be on the receiving end of a tubgirl. 3) To have your head so far up your ass that you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat.
And she was all, "you want me to give you a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And I was like, "wtf's a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And then she said, "why don't you look it up on urbandictionary.com ass hole."
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