BBQ and Beer

Term used to deceptively describe the events of a guys night, when in fact a man-orgy will take place.

DJ: Did you tell your wife you're coming over for BBQ and Beer?
Fausar: Just told her, don't get started without me!
DJ: Will do, don't forget the lube!

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Beer Itch

The feeling you get when you have to have something cold and you know that a soda just won't do.

Hey man, I've got a beer itch. Throw me a cold one!

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Beer Buddy

Someone who buys all the Alcohol when you hangout. Usually only useful for this purpose, but not exclusively.

Similar to Bud Buddy.

Im broke. Going to hang out with my Beer Buddy. Wanna come with? leave your wallet.

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football beer

Any beer that is advertised during a football game, ie, mass produced American swill.

Get me a nice microbrew, I'm tired of football beer!

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beer dick

Some say a mythical creature that haunts ladies of the night with his "beer" smelling genitalia. Others say just an everyday man who cannot stop pouring beer on his dick.

Eg. Lady of the night says " Last night that guy with the beer dick really made my pussy stink!"

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Beer kick

From the far reaches of central America. The beer kick is a form of drop kick, in which you are with a friend, and he/she proclaims BEER KICK!! and he opens a beer, and begins to chug, before he finishes the beer you must have dropped kicked a person as far as the person chugging's height. Ex. six feet, five foot seven inches. And if you fail to initiate the kick then run, because the person chugging is going to drop kick you.

Erin got beer kicked yesterday!!!!

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Beer Dong

When a girl takes a nice beer bong, but the guy holds it between his legs and then slaps her face with it a little when she's done.

She was pissed, she didn't know it was gonna be a beer dong.

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