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When your mother makes you a wonderful lunch full of goodies
"Yo dog, your lunch is fully Packed"
Packing chi is an ancient method of holding in your load for a week or longer. Ancient study’s have proven that if you pack your chi in for longer than a year you may find enlightenment and gain the power of telekinesis. There are even story’s of wizards who packed chi for century’s bearing the gift of eternal life.
“Be careful, packing chi will produce powers unknown to modern man. Only few last longer than a month.” Said the wizard.
n. traditionally known as a meat packing plant where meat is packed and stored for sale. However this definition is derived from the girl who lets any meat get 'packed' in her house on the regular or from many men either daily are at once; otherwise known as a whore, slut or promiscuous female. Or a promiscuous male, jigalow, or male whore.
"Honey that girl is a packing-house"
That boy makes his living by being a packing-house.
When girls turn about 13, we are supplied with our own standard starter pack which includes the following: An awkward laugh used for expressing discomfort (usually around men/boys), a set of at least 3 insecurities (this aspect of the starter pack depends on your upbringing and experiences), and the “i’m not like other girls” phase. A phase you can choose to activate at any point, as long as it is before the age of 21. (this part is not the girls fault. It is a canon event in almost every girls life, which the realization that she is not like the stereotypical one dimensional female character portrayed on tv, rather she has her own interest and personality, is discovered.) ✨🩷
“yeah, when i was 14, the universe supplied me with my own teen girl starter pack. unlucky for me, i got an exceptional amount of insecurities in it. i am great at executing my awkward laugh tho.”
“me too girl.”
Seth mcmullen is the definition of a cowboy starter pack.
When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation
Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert
When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation
No body takes me seriously I'm going to pack a Putin