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Something that is fun for 9 out of 10 people.
You: "Hey, what's fun for 9 out of 10 people?"
Them: "Trolling?"
You: "No. Gang rape."
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When you pin someone down, press on their chest until they can't breath while holding a gasmask hooked up to a bong on their face against their will.
"You don't want to smoke anymore? I'll bong rape you."
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1) n. The reason hay fever (HV) occurs: the ejaculate of a flower (the pollon) wonders into your nose and tries to grow a tube down your nostril..... (ugh XP)
2) v. the act of: the flower giving you HV (grammatically active form); or you catching HV yourself (passive form).
1) Mum: "You've been sneezing all week and you say you don't have a cold, so what IS the matter?"
You: "Flower Rape, *sniffs*, what else?"
2) "Mikey, it's bad, it's really bad; day in, day out, the flowers won't stop raping me... *dry coughes*." (a. form)
"Sounds like Harry's been flower-raped over the last few days." (p. form)
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Scrape-raping is a term for stoners that steal marijuana resin from your smoking devices. For example, if you have a deadbeat roommate that doesn't work and you come home from a 14 hour shift at Costco, only to find your double-bubbler has trenches cut into its resin.
Joseph: Was Frank here? Because someone fucking scrape-raped my pipe!
Dennis: So what? Just buy more weed.
Joseph: I don't have any money and I was saving that to resin hit! I'm going to stab that asshole.
Dennis: I thought stoners were supposed to be non-violent.
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The act of saying to your mother that you may have accidentally gotten your cat pregnant. You see there is a much deeper meaning behind this. Say you just had some bomb ass Fruty Pebbles and you just get a raging boner. You can't just not leave it there and wait for it to go away. That would be a waste. So you are looking saying to yourself about how in god's name are you gonna get rid of this breakfast erection. You look in your fridge and boom, stick of butter. You grab the stick of butter and fuck it. Now your saying to yourself something like "Ok I just raped some butter but how am I going to get rid of this breakfast boner?" Then you hear a meow. It's your cat. You look at it and it stares back at you. The cat acknowledges the situation and turns around. Then with your dick stuck in the butter you apologize to your car and then you fuck it. You just rape-buttered your car and now you have to tell your mom what you just did. Rape-butter isn't the action of raping your cat with butter it's the act of apologizing for doing so to your mom and only your mom it doesn't work with dads or dogs or any butter substitute.
1 Son: Mom I'm sorry but I may have accidentally rape-buttered the car.
Mom: Did you use a butter substitute?
Son: No.
Mom: Then it's ok.
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When someone acts like he/she is in love with you, is having sex with you but in reality is after your money.
Man this is financial rape. She took all his money and left him.
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What happens while taking a monstrously huge dump that hurts your asshole so bad it is as if you are being mercilessly butt raped by everything you ate yesterday.
Dude, those enchiladas totally food raped me when I was in the shitter 5 minutes ago.
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