Rule 93

This rule states that if you see a chicken/duck you got to hit it with a shovel.
This expression sprung up from the "famous" youtuber slyfoxhounds (xXSlyFoxHoundXx, part of a group called The Creatures) Minecraft videos. He used the fact (before some updates) that if you hit a chicken with a shovel, you were given the loot 1 or 2 feathers and a piece of chicken, wich can be consumed.

person 1: Oh, look! A chicken!

Person 2:I envoke Rule 93! *hits it with shovel*

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Ja Rule

NYC rapper who does way too many duets with singers such as Ashanti & R. Kelly. After his album Venni Vitti Vicci, he fell off but refuses to stop making albums even after 50 Cent made a fool of him. His lyrics include shouting "BABY GIRL PUT IT ON ME!! WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU!!!"

Every song on Ja Rule's album Blood In My Eye mentions his one-sided beef with fifty

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road rules

A crappy show about jackasses that have to live together and do, it doesn't matter its a lame show which for some reason has been partly copied by other even more crappy shows such as the Amazing Race.

Did you watch road rules last night? No, i'm not gay.

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road rules

The worst fucking TV show ever. Next to the Real World.

I watched Road Rules, and I was forced into drinking bleach. Forgive me, mother!

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Rule 148

Rule 148 - If you're an MHA/BNHA (My Hero Academia/ Boku No Hero Academia) fan under the age of 13 you are invalid.

Young BNHA fan - "UwU Deku x All Might is my favorite ship! Uraraka is such a baka! She gets in the way of my UwU Rat boi ships."
Educated person. "Rule 148... Jesus Christ dude."

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rule 106

dweeb bullshit

dweeb 1: dood let's go to the comic shop for more hentai
dweeb 2: rule 106
dweed 1: for fucksake which one is that?

girl: rule what? ferengi masturbation code? dweebs!

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The 85% Rule

The younger person in a relationship must be between 85-100% of the older persons age for the relationship to be socially acceptable.

Person 1- "Dude, I just got a new girlfriend"
Person 2- "How old is she?"
Person 1- "She's 22"
Person 2- "Dude, you're 35, that's not cool. You're disrespecting the 85% rule"
Person 1- "Oh shit, you're right"

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