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An Asian spaghetti sandwich is when you take a shit in a girl's hair and shove her hair up your butt. If done correctly, it should resemble spaghetti with meat sauce on a bun.
Wanda: Hey Kerry! I'm hungry. Let's eat.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.
When your neighbors to your left and right are both sex offenders.
My friend just got this sick new house... too bad he's in a sex offender sandwich.
You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!
Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today
A creation consisting of two Pop Tart toaster pastries stacked in between a layer of peanut butter and heated until the peanut butter is warm.
I'm soooo hung over. What do you have to eat?
I've got some Peanut Butter and Pop Tarts.
Looks like I'll be hitting up a Pop Tart Sandwich.
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(Generally: to finish someone's sandwiches). To interrupt a person, assuming incorrectly that you know what he or she is going to say. Inspired by an exchange from Arrested Development:
Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Person A: "I think I'd like..."
Person B: "Ice cream?"
Person A: "To go home. Stop finishing my sandwiches."
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The lesbian sex act in which two women are engaged in tribadism and one, both, or a third party pours melted Velveeta cheese in between their two vaginas. The sound produced is nothing short of exquisite.
Cindy and I got really hungry last night so we popped some Velveeta cheese in the microwave and made ourselves a vagina melt sandwich.
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the act of smacking your ball sack wrapped around bread and peanut butter ( its optional to add jelly) in the females face while having sex
"I hit jieny with my ball sack sandwich in the face and she shit her self because she was allergic to peanut butter"
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