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National grab your girlfriend/boyfriend or crush's ass day
Person 1: Today's September 26th slap your crush or lovers ass today
Person 2: I'm slapping carols ass today
The day your gf has to give you the sloppiest head ever known
Thank god it’s September the 3rd time for some head
girl: hey you know what day it is?
boy: no?
girl: its september 15.
boy: oh alright then.
boy: * **** just sent a snap.*
September 15 is national September 14 day, it's the day to celebrate 14th of September
September 15 is the day to celebrate September 14. What does that mean? I have no fucking idea
Kiss a guy who’s name starts with S
Hey, did you know September 15 is kiss a guy’s name that starts with S day?
The day my favorite person was born UwU
Friend: Hey whacha doin on September 15?
Me: I'll prolly drown my guy with cringiness --,