i don’t feel so good

in which peter parker tells tony stark he doesn’t feel good and then continues to rip the entire theaters hearts outs, and then tony’s, before turning into dust and blowing away.

“ i don’t feel so good ”

“ you’re alright ”

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That's so porn star of you!

When you go to hygienic extremes with your private areas like a porn star would in preparation for sex. For example getting fully waxed, having laser hair removal treatments or having a colonic performed.

I'm getting a colonic today.

Oh wow! That's so porn star of you!

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So much hate for yew

Usually meaning "hate" but in this context it grants you special ability over others, especially when used like so.

Oh hey, did you know I have so much hate?

Oh yes! I do, I have "so much hate for yew" too that my hate meter is over flowing with hate, for yew!

Hate hate hate, hate hate, HATE!
its so hard to appreciate

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So What Kind of Music Are You Into?

A question that generally gets asked to keep an awkward conversation going.

Me: Yeah, so that's how you outrun an explosion.

You: So what kind of music are you into?

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I don't feel so good

Spoiler Alert:
At the end of the Avenger's: Infinity War movie, Thanos disintegrates half of the population in the universe, including Spider-Man, who says "I don't feel so good" before disintegrating.

Person 1: I don't feel so good
*Person 1 has disintegrated*

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I don't feel so good

A sentence said by Peter Parker (Spider-man) before turning to dust and dying. If saying this in front of a marvel stan or tom holland stan, it could cost a punch, slap etc.

'Mister Stark, I don't feel so good.'
'You're alright'

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I am so fucking bored

When you are so fucking bored that you type in "I am so fucking bored" and see this stupid definition which occupies you for about 10 seconds until you are fucking bored again.

You: "I am so fucking bored I think I am going to type in "I am so fucking bored" in google to see if there is anything interesting I can do so I can stop being so fucking bored"

*Sees urban dictionary definition.*

You: "Lol that is kind of fucking funny because I am so fucking bored that I am kind of thinking about that."

*10 seconds later*

You: "Wow I am so fucking bored still."

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