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Georgia State Patrol troopers
Hey, that’s one of God’s Special People!
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The act of handing over cash or credit card payment to a pimp in exchange for the opportunity to beat up, inject with acid and anally rape one of his prostitutes.
"I went to the gay bar and ordered the Jeffy D Special!"
"Any good?"
"Nah"
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A Special Military Operation is the continuation of politics by other means.
Carl von Clausewitz said that a Special Military Operation is the continuation of politics by other means.
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After sex, a guy squats and ejaculates and shits on the girl's body(can also work in the girls mouth)
Jon was preparing for The big dirty special after sex.
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When someone goes into the red light district of Amsterdam and pays for a transsexual instead of a female prostitute. Transvestites have blue lights as opposed to red lights over their windows, hence the name blue light special.
Taylor -"Hey Brad how was last night in Amsterdam?"
Brad-"It sucked, I payed for a hooker and she had a dick."
Taylor- "Man you got the old blue light special you dirty sailor."
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While in midair (from a jump for example) you fart on your hand and slap the fuck out of someone next to you (generally the back of the head or the face.)
Jarome: "Can you believe it, that bitch didn't want to deepthroat me?"
Tim: "What did you do about it?"
Jarome: "I kept giving her Uncle Grubby's Specials until she did what I said."
Time: "Yeah thats what I would have done too."
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God's special people is another word for retards, it mostly refers to jocks, or cavemen.
These people falsely believe that they are above you in every way just because their muscle mass (in stone) exceeds their IQ and can administer gang beatings whenever they like.
Later in life these will be the people that serve you your food and have to get used to calling you 'sir'.
god's special people are destined to come to a dead end in life, but hey, at least they are better at throwing a ball around than all the other idiots in the box company/(insert monotonous dead end job)!
"yeah, i coulda gone pro, if only i wasn't a complete knobend and only good at this sport when i play people much smaller than me"
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