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When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.
"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"
When you're giving her the ol free hot dog and you sneak a sip of beer behind her back.
Friend: Why are you brining a beer to your bedroom?
Him: Imma have me an ol Rudy's Surprise
When you cum into your girlfriend's mouth and she doesn't swallow. Then she goes in for a kiss and spits it back into your mouth. The ultimate hate fuck.
Yeah man, I broke up with Megan after she gave me a snowball surprise. What a cumguzzler.
When eating a meal and someone dumps a scoop of cooked rice on the plate.
I was having an empanada when my mom surprise rice me and now I am really full.
when you grab the boobies and expect them to be in a bra, but are not.
I grabbed her boobies and realized they were surprise boobies.
when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"
How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
When Ranola and Angelo go in to a dark closet together.
Hit the lights so can give you a phillipino surprise.