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To have or provide an alibi so airtight it would remove all doubt and vindicate even the devil.
See also Devil's Advocate , Devil's Plea
Tom: Hey Joe! Did you steal my stereo?
Joe: No way dude. It wasnt me.
Tom: How can I believe you after you stole all my porno's?
Joe: How about the fact we are currently standing in an airport next to a plane I just unboarded which came from Canada where I have spent the last 3 years? Is that a Devil's Alibi enough for you?
Tom: Hmm....yeah I guess so...
Joe: Oh and also I have the new HDDVDHDFDHD 9001 Nexus iOne at home you can come look for yourself
Tom: Yeah yeah I get it.
When you cum in the butt and it drips to the pussy and impregnates her.
My son was born from the devils drip.
the devil will cut you up if you beat him in poker
jesus and devil pwn
The condom after you pop a girls cherry or fuck her on her period.
After I fucked Susan I was left with a devils condom.
When a man's semen has blood in it, and it is mixed together into a fry sauce like substance.
Note: Only applies to blood that was present in the semen at ejaculation.
Doctor, I think something is wrong. Last night my wife showed me some Devil's Fry Sauce after we made love.
The simple act of sexual intercourse.
Maybe next time you should think about using protection before doing the Devil's yoga.