A usually attractive white girl living from 661 to 909, mainly SoCal. Attire and make up consist of black eyeliner to a raccoon appearence, an etard shade of lipstick, clothes go from any thing in a No Fear or Tillys store with an occaisonal zebra print. Shorts or skirts usually black dickies or denim and are way too shortshowing either their accumulation of celulite or the animal print thong. A bro ho is never seen alone, they are usually engaged in the daily routine of bumming cigerettes or rolling at a mall or any public area. Over emphasizes the words fool, DGAF, and, fuck. Only dates bros but will make friends with any social groups but always thinks they are better than anyone they meet. makes a good friend if you always have money on you because they are the biggest mooches you will meet, and will always say they got people and use their bro and bro ho friends as back ups even though they are just as big of a pussy. Lives in upper class suburbia but thinks they are thugs. You are better off not coming across these spoiled sluts.
Nah fool my bro ho DGAF's her shit
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An unapologetic Biden supporter. Typically found harassing leftists on Twitter for voicing their concerns on having a geriatric, feeble, and unintelligible old man as our next President. The phrase is a spin-off of βbernie broβ, used by liberals and conservatives to mock hardcore Bernie Sanders supporters.
Biden bro: βIf you donβt vote for Joe Biden, youβre literally a fascist. I know heβs bad and he brings nothing new to the table. But heβs not trump! Trump literally destroyed the country in 4 years. So that means you must vote for Biden or else.β
Everyone: βStfu biden bro.β
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When you blow out a fellow bro in fantasy sports. It only applies to a bro blowing out by a huge margin another bro in any fantasy sport OTHER THAN fantasy nascar cause that pussy shit is for rednecks
This week in fantasy football my team, BLUNTSMOKINGANUSDESTROYERS, with Chris Johnson, Drew Brees, and Andre Johnson had a Bro Out by 72 points over the Cockopotamuses, led by Kevin Kolb, Ryan Grant, and T.O. Sorry Bro you had to see that coming.
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A 'gym bro' is someone in a group who goes to the gym. The group of gym bros however don't do any proper weight training, lack form, and ego lift. They alternatively do a few curls in the corner, then leave and act like an Alpha
Kyle 1: "Bro are you coming to the gym to get a phat pump on these biceps"
Kyle 2: "Yeah bro no legs though LMAOOOOO"
Kyle 3: "Omg Kyle you're such a gym bro"
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Refers to an extraordinarily intelligent, college educated, smart- ass, bum-ass, atheist, party animal loser ladies man that used to listen to gansta rap almost exclusively and has now recently discovered dubstep and likes to roll and head bang to the filthiest of dubstep. Can be seen stunting around your block and putting you in check right quick if you dare to step to this son!
I knew you were a dubstep bro when it was you and cheddar wade; you were drinking orange and cognac liquor, smoking a newport and whomping out to Ajaipai.
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verb - to get wit (in a non sexual way).
to hang one-on-one with someone, burn copius amounts of weed, do pills, homemade drugs, abuse chemicals found at most wal-marts and listen to jay z (for effect).
"yo, deng, check that tite faux-naggah with thems sweet-ass reeboks he touches up with white spray paint.... think i'n gonna see if he gotz any crunk snort and wantsta bro down."
"shit dung heezah, them aint reeboks"
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When bromance goes just a little bit too far.
"Sorry about the bro job last night. Let's just not talk about it."
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