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A "Captain Bro" is a term used for an Airline Pilot Captain who's super chill in the cockpit and out. He's layed back and enjoys a good craft beer a good time and never gets excited about anything. His co-pilots marvel at his airmenship skills and the amount of "fucks" he doesn't give. He uses the word "fuck or bro" like its a comma. When he's not ripping across the sky at 500mph he's a beach bum at heart. Hes fit, tan and just got back from 3 weeks in Tahiti. Don't leave him alone with your wife or gf because he'll hit on her and blame it on you. When he walks through the airport women want him and men want to be him. The airline industry desperately needs more "Captain Bros" bro!
Last night Captain Bro and I went out for drinks and next thing I knew we were at the titty bar slamming shots and double fisting beers. Today he said he thinks he lost his pinky ring messing around with that strippers C-section scar. I told him don't do it but he's a captain bro he doesn't give a FUCK!
A common exclamation, used by everyone from Gen Z to Joe Biden.
“You got no fizz, Captain Friday!”
“Folks, did you see what the Republicans did? Captain Friday! I couldn’t believe it!”
The act of putting Mashed Potatoes in a Pastry Bag and squirting them into someone’s ass… Then having Anal sex and cumming in the ass. Putting a tube in said ass and sucking the cum and potatoes out!
I was with my girl last night and she made me a Mashed Potato Captain.
Something totally crazy or absurd
Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
The man himself, the one who brings high quality booze with him to every party and get together, the one who influences the bros to get dummy lit. Whenever alcohol is involved, the captain leads our crew and he steers us straight into boozy adventure.
"Oh Captain, my Captain!" -The only proper way to greet the legend himself
"I heard The Captain is bringing spiced rum to the party, prepare to get shitfaced."
When a girl goes down on you in a hot tub and as you cum and convulse she stays sucking causing her to dunk her head underwater until you finish.
That girl was The Captain, she went down like a champ
The captain is a TV show character from BBC ghosts that can be found on the British Broad Casting network. He does not have a name that we (the viewers) know of but it has been teased throughout the series, and he usually just goes by the military name Captain (Cap for short.) Many people have tried to guess captains name and have guessed at Frederick or Teddy but we are never certain.
Captains backstory is very interesting and left the viewers with more questions then before such as: Is that German fellow he seems to have a huge crush on a German spy? If you think yes to this question I would like for you to step out the room and we will have a nice long chat about what you have just said. Any way leading on from what I was saying before the captains sexuality is confirmed gay (as all of Ben Willbond's characters are) and that's whats probably attracted you mentally ill gay wierdos (same tbh)
Person one: The captain was pretty fruity in that last episode dont you thing
Person two: I think he likes woman
Person one: and I think I need new friends