The Road to Rak and Ruane

The reason behind why you feel unbelievably hungover. A night spent with Peebles (Rak) and Ali (Ruane) will definitely leave you wonder what the hell hit you in the liver with the force of a small, localised atom bomb.

“I feel like I’m trying to recover from a fucking autopsy!”
“Well, that’ll happen when you end up on the road to Rak and Ruane!”

road tube

Male trucker prostitute

Jenny lets go get some road tube

As straight as a roman road

A person who is not A Gay

Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

road tubing

Super gluing a floor and wheels to the bottom of an innertube, tying it to the back of a truck, and riding in it.

We decided to go road tubing with water pistols.

Road Trip Rye

Road Trip Rye is when you give someone road head but in doing so give them a yeast infection. The yeast infection you get from that road head is then called Road Trip Rye.

"My girlfriend got Road Trip Rye the other day on I-90."

"Oh, you gave her some Road Trip Rye?"

Service Road

A place for individuals with fatherless behaviour who belongs to the streets

Leave her alone bro she belongs to the service road.

plus roads

crossroads.

I am waiting for her at the plus roads.