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when you really just yeet on the enemy team in black ops 4
David (before playing black ops): Guys, I'm bout to fly off the fucking rails.
David (while playing black ops): I'm flying off the rails!
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The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".
Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.
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A sexual term for the act of releiving one's feces onto the back of one's significant other, followed by a belly flop onto the pile of excrement, at which time the feces will be made into a nice flat patty.
Sometimes when my grandma is cooking she rambles about the times that she cooked up the infamous flying armenian latke
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most commonly used in threats used by staff seargents in the marine corps against private's and private first class's, its basic function is to litterally choke you with a ass or ass cheeks while in a forward flying motion. the shear terror of someone's ass flying at you normally knocks you out first but there are cases were there has been direct contact between ass and face. staff seargents usually work their ass muscles for hours on end a day to help with their deadly hold.
"if you dont shut up im going to flying ass choke you."
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A British/Scottish/Irish way of saying house fly, and to make it sound like you’re doing alot, when you actually arent.
person 1: “I’m running around like a Blue-ass fly!
person 2: “oh! need any help?”
person 1: “im not actually doing much but it’d be a big help!”
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Our creator and true savior. He is the supreme being and watches your every move. Those which do not answer to his calling (which is almost everyone) will suffer for all eternity.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster made pope john paul II his bitch and personal slave after death for not answering to him.
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When your bulge can be seen through underwear and pants. Women love to see it.
Stephen's underwear always had bad ventilation so he secretly opened his fly. His cock came flying out and Sally could see a huge blue bulge between the black pants. She trolled him by sitting on Stephen. She felt the head of the penis and let out a moan only Stephen could hear. She felt his cock twitch sideways and whispered to him seductively, "I want you on me later." At the end of class, one of his classmates saw something and told him that his fly is open. He blushed. He ran to the unisex toilets and banged open the door. There, on the cold tiles, Sally, wearing a thong was jerking out. "Daddy, you take so long" she said. She went over to me and pulled my pants while I unclipped her bra. They were jigging up and down. I gave them both a peck and she returned the favour by ripping my boxers full of pre-cum since class and licking all of it. She took off my shirt and rubbed it against her pussy, making me as hard as I could get. But now we needed lube caus my dick was dry but she mixed her saliva with her love juice and made my 6' ready for insertion. We made out for a few minutes while inserting a few fingers in her soggy pussy. After that, she laid down while I slowly took off her panties, revealing the huge ass. My dick and I were excited. I began, faster and faster until her moans were so loud it became screams for a second and then all her love juices came onto my face as I pulled out and licked it all.
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